Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Have to sort out home ethergut blab-blog stuff at the moment, my 'procrastination electro-pipe' (broadband connection to you) is playing up, perhaps there's some porn trapped in it that I will have to scrape out with a winkle-poker or spatula until the Jimmny-gibberings run free again. Be warned, I am cooking up some fine* posts though:
1. My thoughts on Batman Begins
2. Another gonzo-style conference report with some drunken photos of lots of Irish people that were there.
3. The full current track-listing for "Lorc's Sleaze-a-Rama, Vol. 1" a compilation of the best tunes to stop parties in their tracks with depraved lyrics and pounding moosic, which I am constantly updating. Much to the chagrin of the friends I foist said compilation on....'er, thanks Lorcan, I really want to listen to Peaches' 'Fuck the Pain Away' over tea.
4. A selection of cartoon 'porn portraits' of my **favorite stars complete with explanations of each one's "special powers", e.g. Belladonna's awful haircuts or Jessica Darlin's atomic lungpower.
*"Fine" in the sense of "Norwich, a Fine City" (like they can't come up with a better town motto, it's like "It's pretty shite here but it can be alright"
** "Favorite porn stars" is an odd term, I personally feel that female porn stars should be given big Olympic style gold medals for their amazing physical powers. It's more humorous to draw cartoons of the men though, with their scrawny arms, terrible tattoos, worse haircuts and the dead dead eyes of sharks and FBI hitmen.
Posted by Lorcy at 4:20:00 PM
Sunday, June 19, 2005
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Fortunately, just after my recent news and my new role as scowling "Phantom of Academia"/writer/artist/bon vivant, I had a surprise 30th birthday* to attend in Sligo, which I went to via Belfast, so I could take a much overdue sojourn at chez Badbrute and Babybuttons. With digital camera in tow, it afforded some much-needed pictorial tomfoolery and I caught up with some reading. Brute these days looks quite the young hotshot role-playing actor for hire after his droog stint and we took in a show, the amazing Sin City, see my visual review…look at the happy, gurning fetishistic face. Brute had to quietly say during the parade of gun-toting S&M prostitutes a phrase that should be my motto in such periods of ‘odd stirs’… “easy Chief”.
But Belfast is changing. They did have a wee parade in my honour though, I had to take a jaunt to Smithfield, the ‘Fast’s answer to Soho once home to the great Talisman comic shop, the source of most of my 20p comics that provide me with the quantity if not the quality of most of my collection. I remember once riffing with the manager about how great the place was, I gushed:
Me: “It’s great this place is still the same, at least this isn’t another fecking Forbidden Planet franchise”
Him: “Em, have you looked at the sign recently?”
Me [craning neck to see] “Oh, so you are a Forbidden Planet now…*great*”
Relocated now they have and even more like a toy shop/wrestling T-Shirt store they are. Their back issues section consists of some Batman and X-Men with a big alphabetical gap in the middle…’wot no She-Hulk!!’ and no Suicide Girls coffee-table books, as you would suspect, at the top of my current graphic wish list. Another crazy night in Belfast ensued, I was promised poppers and porn but ended up with Spider-Man 2 on the PS2 and The Phantom Menace on DVD, (there’s a blues-style song couplet in there somewhere) then, sleep. Damn the Brute, he introduced me to LimeWire, have downloaded the amazing Grey Album already, finding resonance with my recent predicament and the lines of Jay-Z when asked to ‘step away from the car a little bit’ in 99 Problems, his answer is similar to my feelings on being asked to step away from the ole PhD:
“I ain’t stepping away from shit, all my paper’s legit”
After a few pints in and around** Belfast, it was off on the bus journey to Sligo. My reading materials, Bizarre and this…lots of hiding pages as they were turned so as not to offend other passengers. Then on, to impose on the domestic surfing bliss of young Jb another vital element of our geek triad of back in the day. Jb the sensible, amazing dependable one, when the Brute and I get left alone of an evening, chaos ensuses and one of us ends up with absinthe-related scars. It was an amazing reunion with a certain Ap, A and Sg in da’ house as the kids say these days. Then off to Strandhill for the big surprise event to celebrate three decades of one Ulti D, a media whiz kid-turned-florist. More faces from the past, including Jd, cohort of the Cloister days, co-worker down the abstract mines and all-round musical and arcane Americana expert. As is the nocturnal custom of ole Ireland this progressed to quite late/early depending on what day it is. It was a meeting of minds, many wise words were spoken, drinks drunk and 'smokey joes' smoked. Some detox was attempted at nearby Ross's Point. Although this moment was much more experly captured by the proprietor of a certain tent of blue.
Anyway I think young Ulti D's got the right attitude to turning 30!.
In fragile state it was back to a pre-flight night in the Brute’s Belfast where I caught up with arts council Web wiz BB. We then watched Bad Santa. Ahh Zwigoff, how odd it is remember your bizarre wee pics in Crumb’s Weirdo and see your gaunt visage now hold forth on DVD extras, God I can’t wait for this. The time of the geek is surely upon us. Back in Norwich, there was nothing to cure the ennui but see this again with a new-found friend who could give young Jimmny a run for his money with her formidable comic collection. Can’t wait for Batman Begins, so I can go for constant Sin City/Batman Begins double bills
every.chance.I.get. Oh and I just recieved this through the post today, which makes me a very, very happy wee geek.
Arghh, ye gawds, better stop writing, dawn comes too early in these summer months. See its vile bright neb emerging over the houses across the street! Hark! what is that the morning electro-whirr of a milk float. Like in Speed 3 but not as funny. It's back to those days, the old days, day and night don't exist for the Chief.
*These are coming around now with frightening regularity, old man Jmmny's coming up on January 2nd, how many people can I coax down to my rural home for that?
**Although it was not my intention, I appear to be doing an impression of the 'Crazy Frog' in this pic. I did actually hear 'Ding ding ding dwwwaaa ding ding' etc. replicated by some Irish bloke outside The Garavogue, priceless fun, they're all into the "smirting" down there don't ya know.
Posted by Lorcy at 1:53:00 AM
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Posted by Lorcy at 1:27:00 AM
...As we Irish say in times of fucked-up-ness. Yesterday, or is it today? (...is this a week day?) I stayed up until 6am marking TV Studies exams, then gave a paper at this conference, then went to a meeting with the supervisor and it was suggested, nay demanded, that I intercalate, take a break for a year, to get my PhD in order. Listen up folks,you can love something too* much. If I was doing a boring PhD, or at least one on a more constrained topic, like, I don't know, "Images of Pointing in Contemporary Motion Pictures" or "Fonzies' "Ehhhh" and other guttural catchphrases of 1970s Sitcom" I may have a chance of finishing while teaching and getting covered in beer swill twice or three times a week. But like a mook, I decided to tackle not only one of the major phenomena of our time (need I remind you of this, this and this)but also some of the films that have made my life worth living at various stages of its pitiful parade of dead ends.
Consoling myself at the minute by eating doughnuts from Safeways, drinking some Caffreys that someone bequeathed to me at this and downloading the Princess Superstar"Is" album, perhaps I'll get to a 'bad babysitter' at the weekend when I embark on a 'reunion tour' (the Chief abides) to Belfast to see a certain boon companion from days of old** and Sligo.
Well, if this course of action involes handing in a work of cultural studies genius rather than a steaming pile of shite, then so be it. What to do: write more articles, paint more pictures, meet more people, go more places, get very drunk and attempt to engage in casual sex...because, I was going to do those last two things anyway.
*I don't mean in the wandering 'round bow-legged with frozen peas on your bits...for once.
** he should really blog more, it would exicte us all, but he's no doubt up to depravity somewhere that would make even Jimmny H blush.
Posted by Lorcy at 1:21:00 AM