Thursday, September 08, 2005

I'm not saying the Great Strobe is better than other humans. I am, but that's beside the point. I can shoot laser beams out of my arms, that's what sets me apart. Can other humans do that? Can they? Can they?


Lorcy said...

oh my god this shit is unbelievable! something great like blogging comes along and it takes some shitbox mcgoogles about three milliseconds to figure out how to use it for marketing, why should I rant, when Bill Hicks has said it al for us, gawd bless him!

"By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself. No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself. Seriously though, if you are, do. Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers, Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself. Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke... there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking machinations. I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart." Oh man, I am not doing that. You fucking evil scumbags! "Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scum-bags!
Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!

"Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that." God, I'm just caught in a fucking web! "Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar..." How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don't you?"

Lorcy said...

see what I mean...marekting robots, only encountered them today already they are the bane of my life.

Fence said...

Delete them. They don't care that you hate them, the fact that there is a link there means that those comments are achieving exactly what the spammers want, providing links to boost google (etc) ranking.

Today I had to delete 37 of them. 37!

Word Verification fun: isskkh -meaning water from the Irish uisce

Lorcy said...

Hey Fence: cheers for the tip I have deleted these fowl e-goons forwever...rendereding my ranting comments against marketing blog comments rather redundant...but feck it, I'll 'em up there anyway just to have the Bill Hicks quote up!.

Fence said...

Well my comment about deleting them should alert any future reader that there *used* to be spam there, :)

And that Hicks quote does deserve to stay.