On behalf of Ulster, I can only apologise

Come back Spiral, all is forgiven, well not really. After work on Saturday I was flicking through channels to Big Brother and came across this bizarre Mick Hucknall-a-like loon, who proceeded to try and convince those blonde twin creatures (Twincredible! I believe they are called) that Leprechauns really exist, and they were buying it.

What 'bout ye! The Face of modern Ireland?

It's Mick Hucknall O'Clock

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Seany expertly reinterprets terrible terrorist tragedy into day-glo reality (TV)

Aye, it was me and Fionn mac Cumhaill and Pádraig Pearse and Warwick Davis and St. Patrick and we were all kicking back and drinking Guinness.